Why Isn't Live Action Cinderella On Disney Plus

Missing Glass Slippers: Where's Live-Action Cinderella on Disney Plus?

Okay, let’s be real. Where is the live-action Cinderella on Disney Plus? I keep searching. It's always a letdown.

I get it. Disney has a lot of content. But seriously, Prince Charming is waiting!

The Case of the Vanishing Carriage

We have animated Cinderella. We have countless other Disney remakes. So, where's the lily James Version of Cinderella?

Is it hiding with the pumpkin carriage? Or perhaps with the Fairy Godmother in a hidden portal? I’m starting to think so.

I mean, I love a good Marvel movie, but sometimes I just crave some glass-slippered romance.

Is It Just Me? (Probably Not!)

Am I the only one feeling this way? I doubt it. Give the people what they want, Disney!

My unpopular opinion? This version is underrated! And that’s saying something considering it's still the same old story we have all been accustomed to.

The costumes! The sets! The sheer charm! Come on!

A Conspiracy of Fairy Godmothers?

Maybe there's a grand conspiracy. A secret society of Fairy Godmothers controls the Disney Plus algorithm.

They decided we don't deserve Cinderella. Maybe we need to be doing more chores.

Or perhaps we need to be nicer to our stepsisters... Nah, probably not.

The Streaming Shuffle: License to Thrill (or Not)

Okay, the real reason is probably licensing. Blah, blah, blah. Streaming rights are complicated.

But couldn’t they, you know, fix that? I'm sure they're pretty rich!

Get those legal wizards on it, Disney! We're waiting.

Other Versions Don't Cut It

Look, I appreciate the other versions. But the live-action one with Lily James just hits different.

The glass slippers sparkle brighter. The romance feels more real. It's pure movie magic.

Plus, Cate Blanchett is wickedly perfect as the stepmother. Come on, we need her with the new Maleficent.

My Humble Plea to the Mouse House

So, Disney, hear my plea. And the pleas of countless others. Put Cinderella on Disney Plus!

I’m begging you! I'll even clean my own house, no Fairy Godmother required.

Let's make this dream a reality. My Disney Plus subscription depends on it! (Okay, maybe not, but still!).

The Happily Ever After We Deserve

Let's end this search. Let's complete the Disney Plus collection. Give us our Cinderella!

Because everyone deserves a little bit of happily ever after. Especially right now.

And, let's be honest, watching Cinderella defeat her evil stepmother is always satisfying.