Okay, let's talk about the ending of *Sabrina the Teenage Witch*. The one where she ditches her soulmate at the altar. Yeah, *that* one. Buckle up, because we're about to dissect why it was basically the equivalent of serving a burnt pizza at a wedding feast.
Love Triangles Gone Wrong
The whole love triangle between Sabrina, Harvey, and Josh was already a rollercoaster we didn't really need to be on. It's like deciding between chocolate chip cookies, double chocolate cookies, and... broccoli cookies? Okay, maybe not broccoli, but definitely the least appealing cookie of the bunch.
Seriously, Josh was nice and all, but he never stood a chance against the OG charm of Harvey Kinkle. He was like that new kid in school who tries too hard to fit in. Remember that weird hair cut? Exactly.
The Harvey Factor
Harvey was *Sabrina's* rock. They had history, chemistry, and a whole lotta adorable awkwardness. Their relationship was like your favorite pair of worn-in jeans: comfortable, familiar, and you just know they'll always be there for you.
Then the writers just threw all that away! It was like suddenly deciding your favorite jeans are now... capri pants with bedazzled kittens. Just… why?
The Altar of Disaster
Picture this: Sabrina is standing at the altar with Aaron. She doesn't actually love him. What's even more crazy is that she realizes this, escapes through a window. I mean, at least she didn't go through with it, right?
But wait, it gets worse. She has to pick her true love. It all boils down to two guys. No biggie, right? Right??
Oh, but wait! She has to be *told* who she's meant to be with! This isn't a romantic comedy; this is a cosmic intervention! It's like needing Siri to tell you what your favorite color is. Baffling, right?
The Great Escape (From Logic)
So, *Sabrina* runs off with Harvey on his motorcycle. It's supposed to be romantic, right? More like face-palm-worthy! It's like watching your parents try to be cool and do the latest TikTok dance – well-intentioned, but ultimately just a bit cringey.
Let's not forget that she *left* Aaron at the altar. The poor guy was probably left wondering what went wrong. It's like ordering a pizza and then running out of the restaurant before they even bring it to your table.
What *Could* Have Been?
The ending had so much potential. Imagine Sabrina embracing her witchy side and starting a magical business. Or maybe finally mastering her powers and becoming a powerful sorceress. Something involving self-discovery would have been a nice touch.
Instead, we got a last-minute dash to a motorcycle with the boy next door. It felt… cheap. Like they ran out of ideas five minutes before the deadline and just scribbled something down on a napkin. It's like getting socks for Christmas. Useful, but not exactly what you were hoping for.
The ending was a huge disappointment because it disregarded character development, and years of build up. It's like waiting in line for hours for a concert, only to find out the band lip-synced the whole show. Major letdown.
In short, the finale of *Sabrina the Teenage Witch* was a magical mess that left many fans feeling cheated and confused. It's a reminder that even the most beloved shows can stumble when they reach the finish line.
