Okay, let's talk about something important. Something *vital*. The Yuri!!! on Ice movie.
Specifically, where *IS* it? It feels like we've been waiting for 84 years!
The Great Yuri!!! on Ice Movie Hunt
Seriously, tracking down information about this movie feels like an Olympic sport. We’re all out here, searching, hoping, praying.
Is it real? Is it a beautiful dream we all collectively hallucinated? The suspense is killing me!
The Current State of Affairs (Or Lack Thereof)
Right now? Officially, there's no set release date. Nada. Zilch.
My detective skills (aka obsessive Googling) suggest it’s still "in production." Though, "in production" could mean anything. Maybe they're just arguing about which flavor of pork cutlet bowl Yuri should eat?
We got a trailer in like, 2020. Remember how excited we were? Good times.
The "Where To Watch" Conundrum
So, where *will* we eventually watch this masterpiece? This is the million-dollar question.
Here are my (totally unofficial and potentially delusional) predictions.
Streaming Services, Our Lords and Saviors
My bet is on a major streaming service. Think Netflix, Crunchyroll, or maybe even Hulu.
They love anime. We love anime. It's a match made in heaven (or should I say, on ice?).
Theatrical Release? Maybe...Eventually?
A theatrical release would be amazing! Picture it: you, your friends, a giant screen, and Yuri Katsuki gliding across the ice.
But honestly, I’m not holding my breath. A limited release in Japan is possible, but worldwide? Less likely.
DVDs and Blu-rays: A Collector's Dream
Okay, this is where my unpopular opinion comes in. I'm probably going to buy the DVD. Even if it's streaming *everywhere*.
I need that physical copy. I need to hold Victor Nikiforov's beautiful face in my hands. Don't judge me!
While We Wait...
Re-watch the series! It’s a perfect way to fill the void. Besides, who *doesn't* want to see Yurio yell at people again?
Read fanfiction. There are some truly amazing stories out there. Just be prepared to lose several hours of your life.
And most importantly, keep the faith! The Yuri!!! on Ice movie *will* come. Eventually. Maybe.
We just have to be patient. And maybe start a petition. Or send strongly worded letters to MAPPA. (Just kidding...mostly.)
Final Thoughts (and More Speculation)
The lack of information is frustrating, I know. But remember the feeling when you first watched Yuri!!! on Ice?
That feeling of joy, of connection, of wanting to be a better person (or at least learn how to land a quad jump)? The movie will hopefully bring that back.
So, keep your eyes peeled, your ears open, and your hearts full of hope. The ice is waiting! And maybe, just maybe, we'll finally know where to watch it soon.