Attack On Titan Season 4 Ep 29

So, We Need To Talk About *That* Attack on Titan Episode...

Okay, friends. Let's be real. Episode 29 of Attack on Titan Season 4 was… something. It was an experience, wasn't it? Did anyone else feel like they aged about ten years while watching?

Seriously, my heart rate hasn't been this high since I tried to assemble IKEA furniture. And I'm pretty sure my therapist is going to need a raise after hearing about it. Eren, you rascal!

The Rumbling, My Sanity, and Other Casualties

The Rumbling is in full swing. We're talking colossal titans stomping everything. Talk about a bad day for infrastructure. Imagine your commute!

The world is ending. And I'm supposed to care about these characters arguing? It's a little much, even for Attack on Titan. Can't we all just hold hands and sing Kumbaya... while being flattened, of course?

Okay, unpopular opinion alert! I'm starting to think maybe Eren isn't the good guy. Shocking, I know. But hear me out! World domination via giant naked people? Seems a *tad* aggressive. Just me?

Team "Save the World (Maybe)": A Bunch of Misguided Teens

So, we have the squad trying to stop Eren. Good for them, I guess. They're a determined bunch of angsty teenagers. Armed with blades and really, really bad communication skills.

Mikasa is stoic as ever. Armin is thinking up plans that are 50% brilliant and 50% guaranteed to fail spectacularly. And then there's Reiner. Still whining about everything. Come on, Reiner, pick a side!

Seriously though, can we just appreciate Armin's dedication? He's out there trying to reason with a genocidal maniac. That's a level of optimism I can only dream of.

Pieck Finger: Best Girl, Hands Down

Speaking of dedicated, Pieck Finger is a queen. She's strategic, she's loyal, and she turns into a cart titan. What's not to love?

I'm convinced Pieck could solve all the world's problems with a well-placed artillery strike. Or maybe just a really good cup of coffee. Either way, I'm on Team Pieck.

Someone give this woman a medal! Actually, give her a whole parade. She deserves it.

Eren: Villain, Anti-Hero, or Just Plain Confused?

Ah, Eren Yeager. The guy who makes you question everything. Is he a villain? Is he a victim? Is he just really, really bad at expressing his feelings?

Honestly, I think he just needs a hug. A very, very long hug. And maybe some anger management classes. And a therapist. A really, really good one.

He claims it's all for freedom. But is it really freedom when you're crushing everything beneath your feet? Deep thoughts.

Final Thoughts (Before I Have a Titan-Sized Panic Attack)

Episode 29 was a wild ride. From the devastating destruction to the morally ambiguous characters, it had everything. It's peak Attack on Titan.

I'm still not entirely sure what's going on. And I definitely need a nap. But one thing's for sure: I'm hooked. And I'm ready to see how this whole mess unfolds. Although, I might need a stress ball.

So, what's your take? Are you Team Eren? Team Alliance? Or are you just sitting back and enjoying the apocalypse popcorn? Let me know! Just try not to spoil anything for me. I'm fragile!

And remember, folks, stay safe out there. And maybe avoid large groups of naked giants. Just in case.