Okay, so you’ve got your shiny, new, super-powered iPad Pro 2021. It’s a marvel, a technological masterpiece, practically sentient. But sometimes, even masterpieces need a nap.
And that's where the age-old question arises: How do I, a relatively intelligent human being, turn this darn thing off?
The Button Dance
First, let's try the classic. Find the power button. It's hanging out on the top edge, minding its own business.
Now, here's where it gets a tad dramatic. Press and hold that power button. But not just any old press-and-hold. You also need to press and hold either of the volume buttons *at the same time*.
Think of it as a secret handshake with your iPad. If you don't do it just right, it'll just sit there, judging you.
Suddenly, a slide bar appears! It says, with authority, "slide to power off." Obediently, slide it. It’s like pulling the ripcord on a digital parachute.
The Waiting Game
Now, wait. Patiently. Do not poke it. Do not prod it. Just let it do its thing.
This can feel like an eternity, especially if you’re used to everything happening instantaneously. It’s a good time to practice mindfulness. Or maybe contemplate the meaning of life. Or just stare at the ceiling. Your call.
If you’ve done everything correctly (and the iPad gods are smiling upon you), the screen will go black. Silence. Finally! Peace.
The Accidental Screenshot Saga
Let's be honest. The first few times you try this, you're probably going to accidentally take a screenshot. It’s almost a rite of passage.
You press the buttons, anticipating the power-off slide, and BAM! The screen flashes white. You've captured a digital snapshot of whatever you were looking at moments before, probably your own confused expression.
Don’t worry. It happens to the best of us. Just delete the screenshot and try again. Think of it as your iPad's way of saying, "Gotcha!".
The Siri Shortcut (For the Truly Lazy)
Did you know there is an "easier" option? Kind of. It involves Siri.
First, you have to enable the shutdown option within the settings. This involves a complicated dance with the Shortcuts app. It's basically teaching Siri to do the button dance for you.
Then, you can summon Siri and say, "Hey Siri, shutdown my iPad." Like a boss. If it works. Sometimes, Siri has other plans. Like playing a song you didn't ask for.
A Moment of Reflection
Turning off your iPad Pro 2021 isn’t just about conserving battery. It’s about taking a break. It's about disconnecting from the constant stream of information and notifications.
It’s a chance to look up, to breathe, to appreciate the real world around you. Even if just for a little while.
So, next time you power down your iPad, take a moment to enjoy the silence. And maybe delete that accidental screenshot.
Bonus Tip:
If all else fails, and you’re truly desperate, you could always just wait for the battery to die. But that’s a last resort. A very, very last resort.