So, You're Stuck Somewhere That Doesn't Love the Bears?
Let's be honest, living outside of Chicago has its perks. Maybe it's the sunshine, the mountains, or… well, probably just the sunshine. But missing Bears games every Sunday? Unforgivable.
Don't worry, fellow exiled fans! There are ways to witness the glory (or the… well, you know) of the Chicago Bears from afar. It's not always pretty, but it's always worth it. Probably.
Embrace the Power of Streaming
Ah, the digital age! So many options, so many potential buffering nightmares. Streaming services are your friend, but choose wisely.
NFL Sunday Ticket might be the holy grail. It's pricey, sure. But imagine watching every single out-of-market game. You'll feel like you're in a football-watching paradise, a glorious island of pigskin.
Then there's NFL+. This used to be a decent option but recently changed their rules. So be careful.
Don't forget the streaming services that carry live TV. Hulu + Live TV, YouTube TV, Sling TV...they might carry the channels you need. Check your local listings. You might get lucky!
Become a VPN Virtuoso
VPNs can be your secret weapon. They mask your location. Suddenly, you appear to be located…in Chicago! (Theoretically.)
Use with caution, though. Some streaming services are getting smarter. They might block VPNs. It's a cat-and-mouse game, folks!
Befriend Someone with the Right Package
Know someone who's got the fancy cable package with all the sports channels? Time to become their new best friend!
Offer to bring snacks. Offer to do their laundry. Whatever it takes! Just make sure you're front and center on game day. This is probably the best and least expensive method, by the way.
The "Slightly Less Legal" Options (Use at Your Own Risk!)
Okay, let's be real. We've all been there. There are… alternative… streams out there on the internet.
Be warned! These streams are often unreliable. They can be riddled with ads. They might even give your computer a virus. Proceed with extreme caution, my friends.
Embrace the Radio Broadcast
This is a classic for a reason. Tune into the Bears radio broadcast online. Experience the game through the voices of the announcers.
You might miss the visual aspect. But you'll get the raw emotion, the play-by-play drama. It's like listening to a thrilling old-time radio show. With football!
Find a Bears Bar (They Exist!)
Scour your local area. Search online. There's probably a Bears bar hidden somewhere near you.
These bars are havens for exiled fans. You'll find camaraderie, cheering, and maybe even some deep-dish pizza. It's the next best thing to being at Soldier Field.
My Unpopular Opinion: Just...Don't
Okay, hear me out. Sometimes, the best way to watch the Bears out of market is to...not. Enjoy your Sunday! Go for a hike. Read a book. Catch up on sleep.
The Bears will be there next week. (Probably losing again.) In the meantime, enjoy the fact that you're not stressing over a missed field goal. Or a questionable coaching decision. You’re welcome.
But seriously, Go Bears! (Even if I'm secretly enjoying the sunshine.)