Okay, let's talk breakfast. Not just any breakfast, but the kind you devour when you realize you're still kicking. You woke up, the newspaper’s on the porch, and your name *isn't* gracing the obituary section. Win!
That's basically the mantra: “If you’re not in the obit, eat breakfast." It’s a quirky saying that's gaining traction, and for good reason.
It’s a reminder that every day is a gift. Seriously, did you think you’d be here, sipping coffee and scrolling through the internet today? Maybe, maybe not. But you are. Celebrate that!
The Obit & The Oatmeal: A Tale of Two Outcomes
Think about it. The obituaries... they're a record of lives lived, often full of accomplishments, love, and loss. Respect. Absolutely. But they're also a reminder that time marches on for everyone.
Now, picture this: instead of being *in* that section, you're reading it *from* your comfy chair, bowl of oatmeal in hand. The difference? Opportunity. You have another day to make memories, chase dreams, and, yeah, even just binge-watch that show you've been putting off.
The beauty of "If you're not in the obit, eat breakfast" isn’t just about the literal food. It’s a call to action.
More Than Just Bacon & Eggs
This isn’t some diet fad. It’s not a super-food endorsement. It's a mindset. It’s about embracing the present, appreciating the simple things, and understanding that every breath is a privilege.
Think of it as a daily reset. You get a fresh start, a clean slate, a brand-new opportunity to be awesome. All because you woke up and your name *wasn't* in the obituaries.
So, what does this breakfast of champions look like? It’s different for everyone. Maybe it’s a full English with bacon, eggs, and sausages. Perhaps it's a smoothie packed with fruits and veggies. Or maybe it's just a simple cup of coffee enjoyed in quiet contemplation. It’s all good!
Embrace the Absurdity
There’s a definite sense of humor to this whole thing. It’s slightly morbid, sure, but also incredibly life-affirming. It acknowledges the elephant in the room – mortality – and then shrugs it off with a forkful of pancakes.
It’s about finding joy in the mundane, celebrating the small victories, and not taking yourself too seriously. Because, let's face it, life is short. May as well have a laugh (and a good breakfast) along the way.
The saying could even be considered a form of gratitude. Appreciating the fact that you’re still around to enjoy the simple things, like a good meal and the company of loved ones.
Make it Your Own
So, the next time you wake up and realize you're still among the living, remember this simple phrase. Let "If you're not in the obit, eat breakfast" be your daily reminder to live fully, love deeply, and maybe, just maybe, indulge in that extra slice of toast.
Don’t overthink it. Just be grateful you’re here. Fuel up. And make the most of it.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I hear bacon calling my name…
“Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.” - John Lennon
And breakfast helps you be ready for whatever that life throws at you!
