Okay, let's talk Made in Chelsea. Specifically, Series 23, Episode 7. I know, I know, we're all supposed to be sophisticated and above reality TV drama. But let’s be honest, who can resist a bit of posh people problems?
Miles and Yas: Still Going Round in Circles?
Seriously, are Miles and Yas ever going to figure it out? It feels like they've been having the same conversation since, like, 2018. Can someone please invent a relationship algorithm for these two?
He’s brooding, she’s confused, and I'm reaching for the remote. I think I might know what is happening with them. Has anyone tried couple therapy for them yet?
My Unpopular Opinion: Miles Needs a New Hairstyle (and Maybe Some New Friends)
Okay, here it comes. My controversial take: Miles' hair is distracting. Is it just me, or is it a bit too much? A shorter style might actually change the trajectory of his entire love life. You heard it here first!
And maybe he needs to hang out with people who don't constantly egg him on. Just a thought.
Liv and Tristan: Are They Too Good to Be True?
Meanwhile, Liv and Tristan seem suspiciously happy. Are they the only sane people on this show? Someone should check their drinks; maybe they’re spiked with niceness.
It's almost unnerving how well they're getting along. I'm bracing myself for a dramatic twist. Reality TV has taught me to expect the worst.
Is a Proposal on the Horizon?
Are we getting a proposal soon? I think they are moving fast. I hope this doesn't come to any of them regretting it.
Ruby and Reza: The Eternal Question Mark
Ugh, Ruby and Reza. Are they together? Are they not together? Who even knows anymore? It's like a will-they-won't-they storyline that's been stretched out for approximately a decade. Make up your minds, people!
I'm starting to think they enjoy the drama more than the actual relationship. Maybe they should start their own spin-off show titled, "The Art of Passive-Aggressive Arguing." It would be a hit!
Their Communication Skills: A Masterclass in Misunderstanding
Their communication style is truly something to behold. It's like they're speaking different languages, even though they're both speaking English. Perhaps the producers need to add subtitles for us.
The Fashion: Some Hits, Some… Interesting Choices
Let's talk fashion. There were some seriously stunning outfits this episode. And then there were… others. Did anyone else spot that questionable hat? What was that about?
Sometimes I wonder if they’re deliberately trying to confuse us with their style choices. Is it fashion? Is it performance art? The world may never know.
"Darling, you simply must suffer for fashion." - Said someone on MIC, probably.
Overall Verdict: More Drama Please!
Okay, so overall, another solid episode of Made in Chelsea. Plenty of drama, questionable decisions, and outfits that make you question everything you thought you knew about style. It’s exactly what we signed up for, right?
Bring on the next episode. I'm ready for more posh people problems. Just try to convince Miles to get a haircut before then.
And finally, someone please tell me what’s going on with Inga, is she ok? She looked a little bit lost in this episode.
