Alright, Eurovision fanatics and newbies alike! Let's dive headfirst into the dazzling lineup of the Eurovision Song Contest 2022 Grand Final! Think of it as the Olympics, but with more glitter and questionable key changes – and arguably, even *more* passionate fans.
The Big Guns: Already in the Final!
First off, we have our automatic qualifiers. These are the countries who get a free pass to the final every year. Think of them as the VIPs of the Eurovision party!
These include the “Big Five”: France, Germany, Italy (last year's winner, hooray for them!), Spain, and the United Kingdom. It's like they're already seated at the best table before anyone else even arrives. Plus, since Italy won last year, they are automatically in the final too.
Italy is special, since they hosted the event! The home advantage! Let’s see if it helped them win again.
The Semi-Final Conquerors!
Now, let's talk about the real gladiators. The countries that battled it out in the semi-finals, singing their hearts out for a chance to shine on the big stage. These are the Eurovision equivalent of climbing Mount Everest in sequined outfits. We are talking about the qualified countries here, the very best.
Semi-Final 1 Winners:
From the first semi-final, we saw some absolute bangers! Switzerland, Armenia, Iceland, Lithuania, and Portugal all secured their spots.
And of course, what about Norway (with their wolf-themed performance!), Greece, Ukraine, Moldova, and the Netherlands! A truly wild bunch of talents!
Semi-Final 2 Winners:
Semi-Final 2 was just as fierce! Belgium, Czech Republic, Azerbaijan, Poland, and Finland earned their place in the Grand Final. A lot of Eastern Europe!
And let's not forget Estonia, Australia (yes, Australia!), Sweden, Romania, and Serbia. That is quite the mix! You have to imagine Australia had a crazy long trip!
What to Expect: A Musical Melting Pot!
So, there you have it! The complete list of countries battling it out for Eurovision glory. It's a wild and wonderful mix of ballads, bops, and absolutely bonkers performances. Think ABBA meets Lady Gaga with a dash of cultural appropriation – in the best way possible, of course.
Get ready for soaring vocals, elaborate costumes, and choreography that will make you question everything you thought you knew about physics. And of course, plenty of wind machines!
Whether you're a seasoned Eurovision veteran or a first-time viewer, prepare to be entertained! It's a night of music, madness, and maybe just a little bit of geopolitical voting. Who are we kidding? It's *a lot* of geopolitical voting!
So grab your snacks, gather your friends, and get ready to cheer on your favorite country. Because when it comes to Eurovision, anything can happen! Except maybe a sensible song choice. But that's part of the fun, right?
Enjoy the show! May the best (or most outrageous) song win!